So do you think my ramblings are so wise and spot on that you just can’t understand why I haven’t been recruited to rule the whole stinking world?
Perhaps not.
Maybe you think my missives are the epitome of stupid and the reason for not only the downfall of journalism, but probably reason and all that’s good in the world.
While you can hiss and cheer, you can’t vote me out. But you can vote out or in the folks I pump up and tear down — if you’re registered to vote, and if you get a ballot, and if you fill it out, and if you send it in.
And if you act today, you can actually register to vote online. That’s right, from the comfort of your couch, your bathroom or an elevator, you can register to vote online through today, and your county will actually mail a ballot to your house. No kidding. Then, you can go online to AuroraSentinel.com, see who and what we recommend on your ballot, and do just like I do, or do just the opposite, muttering, “this one’s for you, Dave,” all the way down the ballot. This, my friends and mortal enemies, is really your chance to stick it to me and others that make you throw up in your mouth a little when you hear their names.
But if you don’t vote, you live with what I and other more motivated citizens decide for you, and you’ll just have to suck it up for another two years.
For the first time ever, you can register to vote anywhere in Colorado up until the polls close on Nov. 4, but you have to get in your car and drive to a voter center to make it happen. But for a few more hours today, you can go to www.MyColoradoVote.com and stick it to me by lifting just one finger or maybe ten. Just do it.
— Dave Perry, Editor