PERRY: Trump, conservatives and other fools can win the war on science


We’re closer than ever to sending manned missions to Mars. Maybe we’ll visit politicians there who believe science is a liberal conspiracy or a hoax of the Chinese government.

Well not all science, and they’re not all whack or corrupt conservatives.

There’s no doubt that climate change deniers and dismissers of environmental science line up every day to benefit from science they do believe in: air travel, weather prediction, cancer treatment and elevators that take them to the top of tall buildings.

The science that these deniers don’t believe in would have them make financial and other sacrifices  to keep all of us from becoming extinct. What to do? What to do?

I firmly grasp and appreciate the vast volumes of credible research and analysis that shows, without a doubt, that humans have heated up the atmosphere and the consequences will be increasingly dangerous. I don’t, however, believe that what we’ve done will end life on Earth — just life as we know it, and more than likely human life. At least dominant human life.

Greedy, naive, corrupt and just plain stupid deniers, however, aren’t the only ones that pick and choose scientific findings like favorite and disagreeable fruits and vegetables at the market.

I know many a bleeding heart liberal who either outright defies the unequivocal science behind human vaccination, or has some lingering doubts based on nothing that makes a lick of sense or has a page of credible backing.

Many of these same fans of science — probably plenty of whom are marching across the country Saturday to support the great cause of our generation — look for the non-GMO label in their grocery stores. Despite the fact — yes fact — that there is no scientific evidence that genetically modified foods are any safer nor more dangerous for people to eat than non-GMO foods, critics continue to believe what they want, and not what science clearly shows.

These sins, however, pale in comparison to a new army of conservative soldiers bent on discrediting science in the same way President Donald Trump tries to discredit liars in the press that keep savagely printing the truth.

Leaders in Congress, and now leaders in key White House jobs, aren’t just placid bureaucrats who get pushed around by politics, these people are armed warriors in the fight against science and reason.

The U.S. Senate chairman of that institution’s committee on all things environmental is the world’s most vocal climate-change denier, a man who called that issue “the second-largest hoax ever played on the American people, after the separation of church and state.” That’s Oklahoma’s own Sen. James Inhofe. After Republicans won a majority of seats in the upper house of Congress, he started running the show of shows on that committee.

This is the man who insists there is great controversy in the world over whether climate change is “real.” Repeatedly, the ever-growing body of scientists from all over the universe have said, indeed, stuff is just about to get real.

Not so, says Sen. Sage. A few years ago — because this has sadly been going on since the end of the Clinton administration — Inhofe provided Congress and the world a list of hundreds of “scientists” who say the whole thing is a conspiracy created by liberals because they want to rule the world. These academic deniers were people like Chris Allen. Allen isn’t a scientist, but he plays one on TV. Kinda. He doesn’t even have any kind of college degree, he’s “Weatherman Chris” for a FOX TV affiliate in Bowling Green, Kentucky. And he said the temperatures look pretty much the same to him these days.

“My biggest argument against putting the primary blame on humans for climate change is that it completely takes God out of the picture,” Weatherman Chris wrote on his TV blog in 2007.

And there you have it. Who are you going to believe? Inhofe, Weatherman Chris and a band of politicians who don’t believe any of it because, dammit, they just don’t like it, or are you going to believe everyone on the planet with credibility and credentials that has become a chorus of thousands all saying the same thing: better do something — fast?

This isn’t Inhofe’s first foray into the world of the Scientific Method. Shortly after the 1995 bombing of the Murrah Federal Center in Oklahoma City, Inhofe told TV reporters there wouldn’t be too many injuries because, he deduced, the bombing occurred just after work started at 9:03 a.m., And seeing how the building was filled with government workers, they would still be at coffee.
He’s now joined and emboldened by another Oklahoma synaptically-challenged fool: EPA chief Scott Pruitt. Trump’s choice was once attorney general for the great state of affairs in Oklahoma. It’s a place where women’s reproductive rights and gays are as endangered as people trying to duck falling buildings during earthquakes scientifically caused by fracking there. Science, and especially global warming science, is in Oklahoma akin to annoying know-it-alls, like Obama and other creepy academics.

Pruitt and Inhofe play hard and fast to a group of conservative, cranky Americans who know little about science in general and even less about complex global climatology.

At the root of it all? We don’t know what in the hell we’re talking about. In study after study, Americans and students fall further and further down the world list of kids who understand math and science. The crap I hear and read on social media and in person would depress even a third-grade science teacher, whose job it is to help us first learn to think and then learn to learn.

Right now, we’re down there with Chile, Romania and a handful of near-third-world countries that at least have sense enough to trust someone who does know.

Europe is flying probes to take a close look at comets. The Chinese are headed to Mars. Americans are howling at the moon. Down the road, we must force our kids to take math and science seriously. In the short term, we need to learn depend on people who really know. So who are you going to trust? The guy who invents and builds the stuff you ride, fly  and use to treat your illnesses, or the guy who equates the whole climate science thing to the “Third Reich”?

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