LETTER: Sentinel endorsements make perfect puppy poop papers, and Dave Perry, ‘you suck’

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EDITOR: While I was picking up your weekly rag to use for my puppy training. I saw that the brain trust at the Aurora Sentinel was endorsing certain propositions and candidates. I want to thank the idiots of the editorial staff with a special “you suck” to Dave Perry.

I will be voting the exact opposite of every position you took. So thanks for a voting guide and a poop holder.

Blade — via [email protected]