›› They’re just so cute. Who doesn’t love a pooch in a poncho? Or a puppy in a pullover? Or a kitty in cashmere? Wittle wubbin’ wush.
Oh, you’re still here.
Well, as adorable as those outfits are, the question is: Does it really matter? I mean, we all remember from high school biology that a Chihuahua is no further down than a husky on the evolutionary ladder from a wolf. So what gives? Shouldn’t Muffin have the same animal instinct and wherewithal to brave the arctic and pounce on a deer.
Well, no. Actually short hair and small breeds have a tough time maintaining body temperature throughout the winter months.
“Anecdotally, smaller dog breed sometimes need to wear something,” says Dr. Aziz Chughtai, a veterinarian at the Aurora Animal Hospital. “There hasn’t been a whole lot of research on the subject.”
Just like you’ve evolved not to last long in the snow naked, they have, too. The coats, sweaters and BCBG mock turtlenecks actually do a bit of good for the small animals to maintain and keep body heat during the frigid morning hours. But there is a point of diminishing return here. If the sweater or coat is more style than substance, chances are it’s not doing any good. Materials make all the difference. Wool gets wet. Scarfs don’t cover a lot of their body. And if you’re strapping on sunglasses, uh, stop.
Vets say it’s important that your pet actually feel comfortable in their clothing. If they don’t like it, they’ll let you know.
“If they’re not comfortable, there are usually more accidents inside,” says Chughtai. “They’ll just go to the bathroom inside.”
And paying more doesn’t mean they’ll like it more either. Most pet stores around here will let you bring your pooch in with you, so try those clothes on first before you struggle with it later.
And believe it or not, boots actually make a difference for your pets’ paws-ies. Salt, sand and cold during the snowy months actually crack your dog’s feet, which can be awfully painful. But anyone with a pup can tell you, getting a dog to wear shoes is like brushing your teeth with your left hand — it looks really awkward the first few times. Keep at it, and be willing to try a few pairs before you find one that fits your best friend.
After all. Have you seen a puppy in people clothes? It’s like he’s a real person!
Don’t look at me like that.