QUID HAS HEARD that you can take the chief out of Aurora, but you can’t take the Aurora antics out of Dan Oates.
Seems that this city’s former top cop, who has a special place in his heart for this fine rag, has that same heartburn for new rags covering his new job in Miami Beach, Florida. According to some snarky hack at randompixels.blogspot.com, Oates has surprisingly not impressed his new community after he blew through five tires, two rims and the exhaust system of his taxpayer-provided Ford Explorer city-taxpayer-funded perk-mobile. Rather than ruining the car running down rascally robbers, Oates racked up the repair bills by being unable to park the car in the city’s parking garage, according to RandomPixel’s hack. To help Oates, “figure out the intricacies of the modern urban parking garage,” city staff placed an orange cone on a concrete divider that Oates has a fondness for driving over. But there’s more. There’s always more with Dan. Oates had to do an about face after shooting from the lip about a police department taser policy, telling cops they no longer have to be tazed to carry one. He didn’t check with anyone that mattered, however, finding out after the fact that Miami Beach, not to be confused with the real city of Miami, is being sued for over-tazing the public, and that Oates may jeopardize that lawsuit. Add in reports of a Danny-boy style meltdown over the phone to a spa that his daughter was at trying to use his credit card at, a mess over baseball caps he demanded everyone on the force wear, including people who don’t even work for the PD, but look like they might, and you’ve got the top-cop we all knew and loved to see move away from here, making life fun for those down there. You can see for yourself what the Florida hack said about Oates by clicking here.
AND QUID HAS HEARD that it’s no wonder the Euro is in the tank. Seems that every member of the EU, China and even the Republic of The Isle of Man has sent a team of journalists to Aurora to cover the Aurora theater shooting trial of James Holmes. While Quid can’t even get the hoo-haws in charge of this rag to pay for a decent hookah for the reporter lounge and spa, German hacks are expensing long lunches, probably at Taco Bell. Oddly, the foreign crowds have thinned in the courtroom of late, drawing suspicion that Das Spiegel types are busy covering Copper Mountain and Colorado’s colorful weed industry until something interesting happens in Arapahoe County Court.
And that’s all the news that fits
Karma is like a rubber band. It can only stretch so far before it comes back and smacks you in the face, Dan Oates. The tables have now turned and your days of stepping in the outhouse and coming out smelling like a rose, are over.
How could the former chief of Aurora fall so far, so quickly?
1. He no longer has the support and protection he once had in Commander Ken Murphy. It was the job of Murphy to make him look good and for years on end, that’s exactly what he did. While retired Division Chief Roger Cloyd ran around behind Oates powdering his bottom, Murphy did the real work.
2. He no longer has a council that benefits from his nationwide publicity, garnered during the Century 16 shooting.
3. He no longer has a police force that fears his wrath and is backed by a weak police association.
Anyone who had the displeasure of riding in the passenger seat with Oates as the driver, or anyone who ever followed behind him, knew he was a terrible driver. (The extra throw blanket has been yanked off the bed).
Anyone who had the displeasure of watching Oates’ spoiled rotten daughter, filled with entitlement attitude, isn’t surprised she pulled the daddy is a police chief card. (The comforter, has now been removed).
Anyone who managed to survive an Oates tirade, only for him to be wrong once again, and never get an apology, isn’t shocked. (The sheet is now removed from the bed).
Anyone who ever witnessed Oates bending the rules for his own benefit like splitting hairs on residing in Miami Beach, isn’t shocked at all. (You no longer have a pillow either, Dan).
What are you left with? The bed you made, that’s what. You are now laying, uncovered, with your tidy white underwear exposed. It’s a really cold bed to sleep in, isn’t it Dan? Enjoy!
* Look at the mess City Manager Skip Noe has created for himself. Look at the mess and loss of respect among the troops a current Deputy Chief created for himself. Now, look at the mess Dan Oates has created for himself in Miami Beach.
Hang in there Commander Murphy. The top in any department is supposed to be the best of the best. Turns out, you were surrounded by nothing more than Clabber Milk. I’m happy you are separated from them. You are a big drink of Vitamin D!
This Ashley should run for police chief she has a real pair ……
Well, said.
Ashley in Aurora is a pseudonym for Ken Murphy. Ashley is not fooling anyone on the department and doesn’t have any more respect from the troops than Dan Oates did. Let’s just hope this new chief cleans house in the upper ranks and offers some true leadership. His first real test will be the decision he makes regarding the Deputy Chief rank…
Hello,
If I were you, I’d stay away from Black Hawk (you’re a sure loser) and, for the benefit of everyone, please stay out of the detective units. You clearly don’t have a nose for that type of work.
I know I’ve rattled more cages than a -72 hour hold- jailer. I’m so accurate I should change my pen name to Chris Kyle (may he rest in peace). However, for the record, I am not Ken Murphy. Thanks for playing though.
Ask yourself these questions. Do I speak for the troops in totality? (You don’t). How can Ashley be in so many places at the same time if Ashley is only one? (Ashley isn’t).
I figured I’d answer the questions for you since nobody will mistake you for being very bright.
And, what can you bring to the table douchbag besides talking diarrhea of the mouth.
Ken Murphy is a friend of mine and is everything, your not.
You mad Joseph Michael?
Maybe your one, that the new Chief cleans up.
Ashley, we love you whoever you are, and APD doesn’t need any bad wrath of what Oates left behind.
You are a GOD sent to helping get that department get the bad out and keeping the good in, Thank You !
See you are wrong, she is not Ken Murphey. She is Ashley in Aurora, Police Citizen and Kahunas Sentinel. Though I usually enjoy her liking her own posts, it seems she mixed up her accounts here and posted the same thing from all 3… thanks for the entertainment Ashley…
You moron…..
I am Kahuna.Sentinnel, and I am the wife of a cop, and the girl friend of a Lieutenant.
Thanks for the liking, and I know Ashley she has the set of a true pair, unlike you dicck head.
Don’t judge bright one!
Your story won’t save his ass, once a evil man always just like you Davie.
Oates just could be at the end of his corrupted rope, that I am God?
I only know of one God, and he wears no horns.
Well said.
There is nothing that Dave, the kiss ass to Oates that speaks the truth of RANDOM PIXELS story but good try. Dave Perry could be out the door too? When you share corrupted friend’s and your proud to stick up for him, you have much more haters wasting time writing about him and thinking you could bash the real editor and his true story of Dan Oates.
The person that lies is you Dave Perry.
How does it feel OATES AND PERRY, to have an embrassing ……but very true story about the karma that comes back.
Random Pixels knows the truth and not even you Dave Perry, can fix it.
I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT DANNI BOY CALLED KISS ASS DAVE PERRY TO GIVE HIS VERSION SINCE OATES WAS NOTIFIED OF THE SO TRUE HE STORY ABOUT HOW HIS NEW MIAMI BEACH POLICE DEPARTMENT ARE DISGUISED WITH THEIR NEW POLICE CHIEF, GOOD TRY OATES AND PERRY BUT WE HERE IN COLORADO KNOW THE TRUTH AFTER LONG 7 YEARS. IT APPEARS THAT M.B., IS MUCH SMARTER.
Dave, It is YOU that is the worse and lying HACKER, and this town don’t love and miss him, are you fukn kidding me! You talk to these APD Officer’s and then Oates old staff that will slowly exit out …..just like Dan Oates had too!
So, you do LOVE Oates that is because having a police chief in your pocket must feel Real Nice, and in your case and job really nice.
Your a POS, DAVE PERRY, and what’s funny is you think it’s funny, but the last laugh belongs to US.
Ashley In Aurora12 hours ago
Karma is like a rubber band. It can only stretch so far before it comes back and smacks you in the face, Dan Oates. The tables have now turned and your days of stepping in the outhouse and coming out smelling like a rose, are over.
How could the former chief of Aurora fall so far, so quickly?
1. He no longer has the support and protection he once had in Commander Ken Murphy. It was the job of Murphy to make him look good and for years on end, that’s exactly what he did. While retired Division Chief Roger Cloyd ran around behind Oates powdering his bottom, Murphy did the real work.
2. He no longer has a council that benefits from his nationwide publicity, garnered during the Century 16 shooting.
3. He no longer has a police force that fears his wrath and is backed by a weak police association.
Anyone who had the displeasure of riding in the passenger seat with Oates as the driver, or anyone who ever followed behind him, knew he was a terrible driver. (The extra throw blanket has been yanked off the bed).
Anyone who had the displeasure of watching Oates’ spoiled rotten daughter, filled with entitlement attitude, isn’t surprised she pulled the daddy is a police chief card. (The comforter, has now been removed).
Anyone who managed to survive an Oates tirade, only for him to be wrong once again, and never get an apology, isn’t shocked. (The sheet is now removed from the bed).
Anyone who ever witnessed Oates bending the rules for his own benefit like splitting hairs on residing in Miami Beach, isn’t shocked at all. (You no longer have a pillow either, Dan).
What are you left with? The bed you made, that’s what. You are now laying, uncovered, with your tidy white underwear exposed. It’s a really cold bed to sleep in, isn’t it Dan? Enjoy!
* Look at the mess City Manager Skip Noe has created for himself. Look at the mess and loss of respect among the troops a current Deputy Chief created for himself. Now, look at the mess Dan Oates has created for himself in Miami Beach.
Hang in there Commander Murphy. The top in any department is supposed to be the best of the best. Turns out, you were surrounded by nothing more than Clabber Milk. I’m happy you are separated from them. You are a big drink of Vitamin D!
Skip Noe was the City Manager in Corpus Christi from 2003-2007. Under his watch, were the following:
His Chief of Police was accused of rape. Read this article.
https://www.brownsvilleherald.c…
Skip Noe ignored city council during Corpus Christi’s water contamination crisis. Read this article.
https://stxc.blogspot.com/2007/…
Ladies of council. Do you ever research anyone
Karma is like a rubber band. It can only stretch so far before it comes back and smacks you in the face, Dan Oates. The tables have now turned and your days of stepping in the outhouse and coming out smelling like a rose, are over.
How could the former chief of Aurora fall so far, so quickly?
1. He no longer has the support and protection he once had in Commander Ken Murphy. It was the job of Murphy to make him look good and for years on end, that’s exactly what he did. While retired Division Chief Roger Cloyd ran around behind Oates powdering his bottom, Murphy did the real work.
2. He no longer has a council that benefits from his nationwide publicity, garnered during the Century 16 shooting.
3. He no longer has a police force that fears his wrath and is backed by a weak police association.
Anyone who had the displeasure of riding in the passenger seat with Oates as the driver, or anyone who ever followed behind him, knew he was a terrible driver. (The extra throw blanket has been yanked off the bed).
Anyone who had the displeasure of watching Oates’ spoiled rotten daughter, filled with entitlement attitude, isn’t surprised she pulled the daddy is a police chief card. (The comforter, has now been removed).
Anyone who managed to survive an Oates tirade, only for him to be wrong once again, and never get an apology, isn’t shocked. (The sheet is now removed from the bed).
Anyone who ever witnessed Oates bending the rules for his own benefit like splitting hairs on residing in Miami Beach, isn’t shocked at all. (You no longer have a pillow either, Dan).
What are you left with? The bed you made, that’s what. You are now laying, uncovered, with your tidy white underwear exposed. It’s a really cold bed to sleep in, isn’t it Dan? Enjoy!
* Look at the mess City Manager Skip Noe has created for himself. Look at the mess and loss of respect among the troops a current Deputy Chief created for himself. Now, look at the mess Dan Oates has created for himself in Miami Beach.
Hang in there Commander Murphy. The top in any department is supposed to be the best of the best. Turns out, you were surrounded by nothing more than Clabber Milk. I’m happy you are separated from them. You are a big drink of Vitamin D!
JoeAnn Falco, wife of a 20 year veteran back to work. Shooting in 2011, Oates wanted to make him an example of his shooting at a stolen tundra cab truck and his paper police directive not to shoot.
He is a fukn monster and MB, you need him out before he crushes you and your department like he did to Aurora, and no one misses that fukr….. commit and officer’s GLAD HE IS GONE. He is a controlling narcissistic OCD Ass Hole and corrupted.
COLORADOJMF@GMAIL.COM
Karma is like a rubber band. It can only stretch so far before it comes back and smacks you in the face, Dan Oates. The tables have now turned and your days of stepping in the outhouse and coming out smelling like a rose, are over.
How could the former chief of Aurora fall so far, so quickly?
1. He no longer has the support and protection he once had in Commander Ken Murphy. It was the job of Murphy to make him look good and for years on end, that’s exactly what he did. While retired Division Chief Roger Cloyd ran around behind Oates powdering his bottom, Murphy did the real work.
2. He no longer has a council that benefits from his nationwide publicity, garnered during the Century 16 shooting.
3. He no longer has a police force that fears his wrath and is backed by a weak police association.
Anyone who had the displeasure of riding in the passenger seat with Oates as the driver, or anyone who ever followed behind him, knew he was a terrible driver. (The extra throw blanket has been yanked off the bed).
Anyone who had the displeasure of watching Oates’ spoiled rotten daughter, filled with entitlement attitude, isn’t surprised she pulled the daddy is a police chief card. (The comforter, has now been removed).
Anyone who managed to survive an Oates tirade, only for him to be wrong once again, and never get an apology, isn’t shocked. (The sheet is now removed from the bed).
Anyone who ever witnessed Oates bending the rules for his own benefit like splitting hairs on residing in Miami Beach, isn’t shocked at all. (You no longer have a pillow either, Dan).
What are you left with? The bed you made, that’s what. You are now laying, uncovered, with your tidy white underwear exposed. It’s a really cold bed to sleep in, isn’t it Dan? Enjoy!
* Look at the mess City Manager Skip Noe has created for himself. Look at the mess and loss of respect among the troops a current Deputy Chief created for himself. Now, look at the mess Dan Oates has created for himself in Miami Beach.
Hang in there Commander Murphy. The top in any department is supposed to be the best of the best. Turns out, you were surrounded by nothing more than Clabber Milk. I’m happy you are separated from them. You are a big drink of Vitamin D!
Miami Beach, do yourself a huge good deed get the controlling narcissistic OCD monster out before he destroys your fine police department.
JoeAnn Falco
Coloradojmf@gmail.com
Ashley, you are a hell of a lot smarter then half of the cops that are friends with Oates, now police officers know you have always nailed it.
Who knows maybe that was Dani Boy Oates, who claims Joseph Michael or just another one of his little Hitler’s.
Karma is like a rubber band. It can only stretch so far before it comes back and smacks you in the face, Dan Oates. The tables have now turned and your days of stepping in the outhouse and coming out smelling like a rose, are over.
How could the former chief of Aurora fall so far, so quickly?
1. He no longer has the support and protection he once had in Commander Ken Murphy. It was the job of Murphy to make him look good and for years on end, that’s exactly what he did. While retired Division Chief Roger Cloyd ran around behind Oates powdering his bottom, Murphy did the real work.
2. He no longer has a council that benefits from his nationwide publicity, garnered during the Century 16 shooting.
3. He no longer has a police force that fears his wrath and is backed by a weak police association.
Anyone who had the displeasure of riding in the passenger seat with Oates as the driver, or anyone who ever followed behind him, knew he was a terrible driver. (The extra throw blanket has been yanked off the bed).
Anyone who had the displeasure of watching Oates’ spoiled rotten daughter, filled with entitlement attitude, isn’t surprised she pulled the daddy is a police chief card. (The comforter, has now been removed).
Anyone who managed to survive an Oates tirade, only for him to be wrong once again, and never get an apology, isn’t shocked. (The sheet is now removed from the bed).
Anyone who ever witnessed Oates bending the rules for his own benefit like splitting hairs on residing in Miami Beach, isn’t shocked at all. (You no longer have a pillow either, Dan).
What are you left with? The bed you made, that’s what. You are now laying, uncovered, with your tidy white underwear exposed. It’s a really cold bed to sleep in, isn’t it Dan? Enjoy!
* Look at the mess City Manager Skip Noe has created for himself. Look at the mess and loss of respect among the troops a current Deputy Chief created for himself. Now, look at the mess Dan Oates has created for himself in Miami Beach.
Hang in there Commander Murphy. The top in any department is supposed to be the best of the best. Turns out, you were surrounded by nothing more than Clabber Milk. I’m happy you are separated from them. You are a big drink of Vitamin D!
Karma is like a rubber band. It can only stretch so far before it comes back and smacks you in the face, Dan Oates. The tables have now turned and your days of stepping in the outhouse and coming out smelling like a rose, are over.
How could the former chief of Aurora fall so far, so quickly?
1. He no longer has the support and protection he once had in Commander Ken Murphy. It was the job of Murphy to make him look good and for years on end, that’s exactly what he did. While retired Division Chief Roger Cloyd ran around behind Oates powdering his bottom, Murphy did the real work.
2. He no longer has a council that benefits from his nationwide publicity, garnered during the Century 16 shooting.
3. He no longer has a police force that fears his wrath and is backed by a weak police association.
Anyone who had the displeasure of riding in the passenger seat with Oates as the driver, or anyone who ever followed behind him, knew he was a terrible driver. (The extra throw blanket has been yanked off the bed).
Anyone who had the displeasure of watching Oates’ spoiled rotten daughter, filled with entitlement attitude, isn’t surprised she pulled the daddy is a police chief card. (The comforter, has now been removed).
Anyone who managed to survive an Oates tirade, only for him to be wrong once again, and never get an apology, isn’t shocked. (The sheet is now removed from the bed).
Anyone who ever witnessed Oates bending the rules for his own benefit like splitting hairs on residing in Miami Beach, isn’t shocked at all. (You no longer have a pillow either, Dan).
What are you left with? The bed you made, that’s what. You are now laying, uncovered, with your tidy white underwear exposed. It’s a really cold bed to sleep in, isn’t it Dan? Enjoy!
* Look at the mess City Manager Skip Noe has created for himself. Look at the mess and loss of respect among the troops a current Deputy Chief created for himself. Now, look at the mess Dan Oates has created for himself in Miami Beach.
Hang in there Commander Murphy. The top in any department is supposed to be the best of the best. Turns out, you were surrounded by nothing more than Clabber Milk. I’m happy you are separated from them. You are a big drink of Vitamin D!
Chief Metz, your going to be watched carefully from the public eye and within the police department, Oates was never a police chief that giving him way to much credit.
Watch over your street police officers, and Support them! And any one, with Oates ways, please remove them or better yet, DEMOTE them like Oates did to a lot of a good few men.
We’re watching you Metz !
Your a good man, there just possibly can’t be another Dan Oates!
Karma is like a rubber band. It can only stretch so far before it comes back and smacks you in the face, Dan Oates. The tables have now turned and your days of stepping in the outhouse and coming out smelling like a rose, are over.
How could the former chief of Aurora fall so far, so quickly?
1. He no longer has the support and protection he once had in Commander Ken Murphy. It was the job of Murphy to make him look good and for years on end, that’s exactly what he did. While retired Division Chief Roger Cloyd ran around behind Oates powdering his bottom, Murphy did the real work.
2. He no longer has a council that benefits from his nationwide publicity, garnered during the Century 16 shooting.
3. He no longer has a police force that fears his wrath and is backed by a weak police association.
Anyone who had the displeasure of riding in the passenger seat with Oates as the driver, or anyone who ever followed behind him, knew he was a terrible driver. (The extra throw blanket has been yanked off the bed).
Anyone who had the displeasure of watching Oates’ spoiled rotten daughter, filled with entitlement attitude, isn’t surprised she pulled the daddy is a police chief card. (The comforter, has now been removed).
Anyone who managed to survive an Oates tirade, only for him to be wrong once again, and never get an apology, isn’t shocked. (The sheet is now removed from the bed).
Anyone who ever witnessed Oates bending the rules for his own benefit like splitting hairs on residing in Miami Beach, isn’t shocked at all. (You no longer have a pillow either, Dan).
What are you left with? The bed you made, that’s what. You are now laying, uncovered, with your tidy white underwear exposed. It’s a really cold bed to sleep in, isn’t it Dan? Enjoy!
* Look at the mess City Manager Skip Noe has created for himself. Look at the mess and loss of respect among the troops a current Deputy Chief created for himself. Now, look at the mess Dan Oates has created for himself in Miami Beach.
Hang in there Commander Murphy. The top in any department is supposed to be the best of the best. Turns out, you were surrounded by nothing more than Clabber Milk. I’m happy you are separated from them. You are a big drink of Vitamin D!
For all you low life cops and civilians, I know Dan Oates for over 30 years and he is a class act, extremely intelligent and he has alot of guts. If you can’t get along with Dan, shame on you.
Low life. …..really?
That’s all you can come up with, bright one.
Really?
Your a bright one.
You mean ” You Are”
Skip Noe does not like any women’s decision, that I do know.
And, Dan Oates is an Awful person and a very poor Police Leader.
The shooting on March 20th 2011, on 6th & Laredo I firmly believe that both officers should be commended with purple hearts.
Those two are very lucky to be Alive, but had no choice to shoot since people don’t get it when an officer YELLING POLICE COMMANDS, think to refuse, and deserve what they have coming. You must OBEY, those police commands at least here in America, I don’t know what they do in Russia?
All police officers are a liability.
Goodhart, Goodman, and Oates of NYC.
It appears these 3 have a sic love for each other called Attorneys, that’s why attorneys will never make good police chiefs.
Ask Ann Harbor
Ask Aurora Police Department
Ask Miami Police Department
>Harvey,
You mentioned that the Aurora Police Department Cops, and the citizen’s of Aurora Co., are nothing but L-o-w Life’s
for not finding any joy, or love of knowing Oates.
Oates tends to bully anyone when he just can’t win, and he has proven this about his lies and additional charges by exhausting a peace officer career.
Shame on you!
Insomiaforever ,
He is a little women with tight panties, he belittles people of the truth, and cowardly poses that he is very important.
Here’s to her, and a new tight pair or any pair that a real man should wear.
Your truly,
Buddy