John Edwards, center, arrives at a federal courthouse with his mother Bobbie Edwards, right, and his father Wallace Edwards, left, for the seventh day of jury deliberations in his trial on charges of campaign corruption in Greensboro, N.C., Tuesday, May 29, 2012. Edwards, the former U.S. presidential candidate, faces six felony charges in a case involving nearly $1 million provided by two political donors to help hide the Democrat's pregnant mistress as he sought the White House in 2008. (AP Photo/Chuck Burton)

I’m thinking Greek souvlakis tonight with Melody and some friends in honor of America’s biggest Greek tragedy incarnate, John Edwards. Edwards has no friends any more. Once the prettiest, smartest, nicest, best-haired thing on the national political scene, our very own Orestes now must come to court on corruption charges with his elderly mommy and daddy.

John Edwards, center, arrives at a federal courthouse with his mother Bobbie Edwards, right, and his father Wallace Edwards, left,

Not only was a outed as a liar, a cheater and possibly the most self-centered man on Earth, Edwards treated now-dead Elizabeth Edwards — possibly the coolest lady on the planet — like crap.

Even if Edwards manages to keep his sorry butt out of jail, he can look forward to long nights playing gin with ma and pa, and waiting for his kids to not call back. Greek can be so hard to swallow sometimes.

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