QUID HAS HEARD from thousands of people regarding Editor Dave Perry’s controversial column April 25 casting aspersions on the heritage of every NRA member alive. Or maybe he insulted their gun mothers. Something awful must have been said, but we wouldn’t know.Quid would rather stay a reasonable blast radius away from Perry for the next month or so. (Perhaps a reader is willing to supply one of those “Hurt Locker” suits?) Nonetheless, the detractors of Perry are very passionate and very angry, and they’re also very bad at spelling, grammar and punctuation. I think that’s what offended Perry the most, you guys. Craft your next obscenities with at least an object or two, folks.
QUID HAS HEARD that a “Quid in training” scripted a lovely line for his senior yearbook that raised eyebrows and ire at Cherokee Trail High School this week. The senior, who may not walk at his own graduation ceremony because of the prank, is an otherwise straight-A student who may have suffered from momentary cranial-rectal inversion when he submitted the low-brow ditty. Inadvertently, that student may have also spared himself from the four most boring hours of his life.
QUID HAS HEARD that while the Legislature winds down, Aurorans won’t be buying their bud close to home for at least a year. That’s a shame, too, because voters in Quid’s neighborhood — and nearly every other — approved recreational pot, but we’re left to wait for local governments to merely twist the small ends on the symbolic spliff voters started rolling last November. By the looks of things, it would be a good idea to get local pot into the hands of lots of folks around Colorado and nationwide. Want proof? Perry’s email inbox was filled by throngs who need to take a deep breath and hold it. Hold it. Hold it.